Ok so this one just isn’t fair.
Two possibilities end up with me dead, two end up with millions dead, and one ends up with me being unemployed.
Sorry not sorry Team A and B, sacrifices must be made.
Wait, which one leaves you unemployed?
The lack of standards path of course.
Unless you work for the committee or for ISO somehow, then I don’t think that really follows. C++ and JavaScript were both used in production for decades before they had standards, and the dissolution of the standards committee wouldn’t cause compiler vendors to stop developing compilers.
Ok.
Fair.
Middle track. Then I have plenty of time to hotwire the nuke with my handy dandy mallet
sudo rm train.sh
problem solved 👍
Removed by mod
Quickly move the switch while on track, then hope the paths willl be wide enough to stop the trolley.
Wait, what does the middle track do?
It’s the Republican track
Same as normal but you chose the status quo rather than having it enforced upon you.
I’ll take the 50/50 because those are some damn good odds!
those are the best odds i’ve had in years
-dr. mann
I’ve played enough X-COM to know that 50/50 is actually 100%, I just don’t know which way. Better trigger it!!
30%? Let me deliver that shot with crit across the map to your teammate hunkered down behind full cover for you!
I’d take my odds with the bottom track.
I agree. And if it doesn’t fire the missile, I’ll go get that and hook it up to my Motorcycle like Raven (Snow Crash)!
poor impulse control
Oh, don’t misunderstand. I had that thought first time I read Snow Crash about a decade ago now. Haven’t found thought changing mind since. Just because Raven was poor doesn’t mean he made a “bad” decision in certain senses!
He literally has it tattooed on his forehead.
Joke’s on you I hate myself and my family
Fuck the metro I guess.
Bottom tracks, easy
Worth it
deepmind: tr0ll3y m4n r3f3rs t0…
Now how do I get it to drift over everything but teams a and b?
It’ll hit the bomb, so teams a and b will be blasted either way :)
I like those odds
