I had an english professor that actually demanded an intro like this. He said write ANYTHING as long as you can hook the reader and link it to a thesis statement, and there is no bar to that link.
That would… TRUE
self hatred fueled writing extravaganza. sounds familiar
This is how I code
//bucket your seat belts/* buckle up, buckaroos */
/* do something that shall not be named */ mov rax, 60 mov rdi, 0 syscall
I don’t grade papers, but I imagine a bit of flavor stands out favorably from all the other very generic writings.
No you didn’t, for fuck’s sake.
At least “self hatred” and “caffeine induced” should be hyphenated there. See me after class.
Pretty much how I wrote all my papers in college…finals week was 4 days of writing papers with a crash after.
Jesus fuck, you censor the word “motherfucker” but leave the author’s name intact?
Well she’s the one that publicly posted it and her tag is her name.
Zoomers just don’t care about doxxing themselves.
They want to be able to cash in on algorithmic fame. That’s also why they sensor swears. Because the advertisers don’t like them and then the algorithm drops posts with naughty words.
does people associating their name on their twitter account count as doxxing?
in that case i have some huge news on who owns the @elonmusk account
Well? Don’t leave us hanging, who owns it?
Putin.
Holy shit, they should ban it
The water mark makes me believe whatever BoredPanda is got some rights to share the tweet and they censored mother fucker, but maybe the tweeter didn’t care to have their name censored.
I’m curious how 1984 is AP Lit. We read that years before AP classes were even available… Does that mean they get college credit for reading Orwell now?
There are university classes analyzing children’s picture books. It’s not about the difficulty of the book, it’s about the level of the analysis.
1984 is quite unique as a piece of fiction, since almost a third of the book is an appendix about language and history. It’s an excellent book to analyze.
The difficulty of texts from AP literature versus my honors English courses prior to it weren’t very different. And no, you got college credit for completing the AP exam which involved reading passages and writing essays, not merely reading Orwell lol.
Contact your prof and explain the mistake. When I was a prof, I would have been amused by your brain fart and probably wouldn’t have docked you much, if at all, if you explained what happened.
That’s an A grade intro if I’ve ever read one.
Came here to say the same, I’d just read the intro, flick through it a bit and give her an A
NGL, I want to read the rest of this paper now.
Same, that was a banger intro
A good intro captivates the reader, drawing them in and leaving them wanting more. This is functionally a masterclass in good writing.
The subversion of expectations is great, therefore you get a 98 the -2 coming from the wrong date
if i was her prof id give her the full 35% for that intro.
They deserve extra credit for this
In my meta-analysis of this paper I will propose that the writer being honest and vulgar to the reader in a professional setting is actually a treatise to demonstrate the effect the language of “doublespeak” within 1984. in this paper I will…
Lol my most recent dump like that was
“The process for electroplating the contacts is to DROWN THE FUCKERS IN A BATH OF SOLUTION AND USE THE FORCE THEIR FINAL GASPS FOR BREATH TO TRANSFER THE PLATING MATERIAL TO THE BASE MATERIAL”
I didn’t forget to change it though.
