The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
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The two I use on a regular basis:
“for no raisin”
and “Tell them I hate them.”
Other ones that come out when the opportunity arises.
“Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.”
“Fifty-six!!!”
“First one, then the other.”
“wooooooooo”
When you do things right people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.
This is so fucking relevant in the IT field
I have it framed on my wall at work.
“What are those disgusting creatures?”
“Those are the Grungalungas.”
“Tell them i hate them.”
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Thus solving the problem once and for all.
(destructive noises) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys, do something! Satan, you owe me!
They say the key to any successful battle is the element of surprise. SURPRISE!
My absolute favorite: You win again, gravity!
The butter in my pocket is melting!
“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!”
And the obligatory, “good news everyone!”
“So, what you think you just explained was…”
“That’s right. This box contains our own universe!”
Wait, I’m having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.
I can’t believe everybody’s just ad-libbing!
“Hahahaha”
Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.
“HAHAHAHA”
MY LEG FEELS FUNNY
…
MY LEG FEELS BETTER
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
😀😦😀😦😀😦
I’ll start my own amusement park with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack.
