The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
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“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!”
And the obligatory, “good news everyone!”
The two I use on a regular basis:
“for no raisin”
and “Tell them I hate them.”
Other ones that come out when the opportunity arises.
“Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.”
“Fifty-six!!!”
“First one, then the other.”
Shut up and keep looking apologized to.
“Hahahaha”
Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.
“HAHAHAHA”
I can’t believe everybody’s just ad-libbing!
MY LEG FEELS FUNNY
…
MY LEG FEELS BETTER
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
😀😦😀😦😀😦
I’ll start my own amusement park with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack.
I sublibed with obly tribial blain dabblage.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
🎵We’re whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
But there ain’t no whales,
So we tell tall tales,
And sing this whalin’ tune! 🎵
When they’re getting pulled down toward Atlanta:
How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
"You can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music’
“I could if you hadn’t turned on the lights and shut off the stereo.”
“If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!”
Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it’s a space ship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
