So what you’re saying is you meet girls that are not your mom?! And consistently?
Legend!
See, there’s your problem. Picking partners up irl. I’m at half chub from this, you should be online looking for love
My Roomba can barely return to its base and gets stuck on my rug. I help my little bro out. This is a symbiotic relationship.
You will be consumed last.
Proportionally, most dust within a building is the building itself shedding on the inside.
But why does she leave?
Sounds like a good horror movie plot.
Omnomnom
Hang on a minute, are there any roombas here today?
Please clear main brushes.
Er, I meant “Nope”
Indeed
Well yeah, no wonder she leaves if your logical deduction skills are that poor. The conclusion obviously doesn’t follow from the premise, even though it’s completely true.
Exactly, right? They want dead flakes, not live one’s, so they keep us as cattle on carpets, not consume us wholesale. That’s like being afraid of vultures if you’re healthy.
And most dust is actually walls decaying, not skin. Why would there be dust in abandoned buildings otherwise?
The buildings are made of skin.
…Zavala, is that you?
RIP Lance Reddick :(
:(
Whether we wanted it or not, we entered war with Roombas on Earth.
So let’s get to taking out their charging stations one by one.
