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Cake day: July 20th, 2023

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  • Used to work for a few ski resorts and still live in town so I’ve got plenty:

    *Skiing into the pit of a ski lift (the area right after the chairs leave the loading station that’s roped off for a reason) face first into a thankfully empty chair and asking me “why didn’t it stop?”. Well chief, it did stop, about 20 feet after I pressed the button, you were within 20 feet.

    *Grown man cradling his skis sideways in his arms like a child attempting to board a gondola cabin and clotheslining himself.

    *Grown men pushing children out of the way to cut in line.

    *Jumping off chairs just before the unload station.

    *Father attempting to hit his own children in a tube well after I told him they go like 30mph and can fuck people up.

    *Walking along the pavement still wearing skis.

    *Dropping the comfort bar on a passing chair, resulting in the people who were about to sit in said chair to get bowled over into the pit. I just about lost any semblance of professionalism on that one…

    *Underaged girl riding the bungee trampoline asked me if putting the harnesses on guests turned me on. Resulting in me dropping the harness and telling one of the female coworkers that had just been playing with their phones and talking amongst themselves that the harnesses were their fucking job now.

    *Lift I was on stopped for awhile because a guy carrying his skis over his shoulder was absentmindedly decking people in the face which resulted in a fistfight the bottom operator had to break up.

    I can keep going for a while.