If you go to Yellowstone National Park it is very likely you will see someone almost die to wildlife. They think it’s Disney land or something and the park is filled with friendly show animals. On a week long trip I saw someone getting way too close to bison, caribou (in the town with video screens playing Caribou attacking cars and people on loop), and a bear with a cub. People are completely clueless.
Teleport to my road trip destination. My wife can handle the last two hours herself. I’m too risk adverse to carry out a heist or something and that would really mess up our vacation. I’ll just go ahead and get the hotel room ready and take a shower.