Depending on the design of its memory, a device with a full drive will literally weigh slightly more or slightly less than one with an empty drive. Charging the battery in all cases causes it to weigh more.
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WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Could a vampire policemen enter my house if they had a warrant?English12·14 days agoIn the US at least, employment discrimination is fine if it’s due to a bona fide requirement of the job. Ie, the person is fundamentally incapable of performing a job even with reasonable accomodation.
An example of reasonable accomodation is a modified computer/desk setup for someone in a wheel chair. They need a bit more room for maneuvering about their workspace. But someone who is paraplegic is perfectly capable of working most office jobs.
Someone in a wheelchair however is fundamentally incapable of performing certain manual labor jobs, and it is perfectly legal to not hire them for those positions. Quadriplegic people can’t work manual construction labor. You’re not pouring concrete when you’re paralyzed from the neck down, and no reasonable accomodation is going to make that possible.
So for vampires, it really depends on what their work-relevant disabilities are, and how difficult it is to accommodate them. Need to be invited in? A reasonable accomodation for a police department would be to simply not have their vampire officers serve search warrants. They can still respond to emergency calls, as a call for help could give implied permission to enter a home. Vampire officers can still patrol, perform traffic duties, perform detective work, etc. But they simply can’t participate in search warrants execution.
The daylight limitations may be more limiting. Sure a vampire could wear a hood and gloves, and that’s little different from someone wearing a hijab. But it’s still dangerous from a workplace safety concern. All it takes is a perp pulling on your hood, and you start boiling? Huge liability risk for the department. So maybe vampire officers will need to be limited to indoor desk work or the night shift. I think hiring them only for the night shift would be a reasonable accommodation.
Overall, I think vampires could easily be employed as police officers. Some reasonable accommodations are required, but a department outright prohibiting the hiring of vampires likely violates the Americans with Disabilities Act.
I wish for another wishing well.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something terrible that happened to someone terrible?English16·1 month agoI can confirm. I was there standing in the corner watching. But in a strictly nonsexual way.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something terrible that happened to someone terrible?English19·1 month agoThe Adjuster remains at large.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some things people think are cool but really arent?English41·1 month agoI was going to find some extremely old racial epithet that starts with an N, so obscure it wouldn’t offend anyone anymore. But I decided I don’t want to Google “obscure ethnic slurs” today, so I decided to skip this comment.
Sure. But if civilization collapses in the meantime, then there won’t be anyone enforcing copyright laws. Or copyright could be abolished entirely. IDK what the future holds. Obviously things can radically change between now and then. The best predictions we can make of the future are just extrapolating the present forward.
Bert and Ernie appeared in the pilot episode of Sesame Street in July of 1969. They will enter the public domain on January 1, 2065. In approximately 40 years, it will then be legal for anyone to create and publish hardcore gay pornos featuring the Bert and Ernie characters.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Dude, what's wrong with Reddit?English1·1 month agoIt’s all just bots masturbating other bots over there.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•(Ex?)Crush made fun of me for being neurodivergent, screams at me. is this how people actually like when they like you?English23·1 month agoHow long do you think it will be until he’s laying hands on you?
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Games@lemmy.world•Nintendo confirms $90 price for full Breath of the Wild experience on Switch 2English131·1 month agoIDK how to feel about rising video game prices. On the one hand, prices were stagnant for decades. On the other hand, companies can sell far more copies of games than they could back in the 1980s and 1990s. The cost of games is all in the development. The more you sell, the cheaper the price can be. They cost next to nothing to package and distribute (or are distributed digitally.)
On one hand, games are a lot more complex and expansive than they were back in the day. On the other, game devs now have tools the creators of old couldn’t even dream of. No one is hand coding the next Mario game is assembly.
There’s a lot of variables here. And it’s really just hard to make a fair judgment about it.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If I gave you a million dollars but you must give it back in 1 year, what do you do with it?English4·1 month agoI’m telling you, don’t mess around with magical tricksters. If you can’t pay OP back, he’ll probably take your soul, your first born child, your name, or some other demonic shit like that. Don’t make a deal with Rumpelstiltskin, he will find a way to collect!
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If I gave you a million dollars but you must give it back in 1 year, what do you do with it?English1·1 month agoI just try to avoid deals with magical beings of any kind. It never ends well. Thank you, but I’m more than capable of saving for retirement slowly with a regular retirement account. I don’t care what the consequences may or may not be. I don’t fuck around with magic.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If I gave you a million dollars but you must give it back in 1 year, what do you do with it?English28·1 month agoI refuse to accept it. I don’t make deals with magical tricksters. Same reason I don’t fuck around with genies. It’s just not worth it man.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If I gave you a million dollars but you must give it back in 1 year, what do you do with it?English1·1 month agoSwiss government bonds.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the scariest experience you've ever had?English25·1 month agoWhen I woke up blind from surgery. Years ago I had FFS. Mine involved significant reshaping of the brow bone among other things. And like any surgery, beforehand the surgeon makes sure you’re aware of the potential risks and complications. The rate of complications is low, but the risk isn’t zero. If you’re doing substantial work on your face, that can result in nerve damage, loss of feeling, loss of facial motor control, etc. The vast majority of people turn out just fine, but the risks are not zero and are always on your mind. Oh, and I did this in Buenos Aires cause I was a broke-ass 24 year-old not so long out of college. So add that to the fear of potential complications. I wasn’t just getting major surgery. I was getting discount major surgery.
So I go in for surgery. Put the gown on, lay on the hospital cart, the whole nine yards. They give me the gas and I quickly go off to nowhere. Several hours later, I slowly regained consciousness, the surgery complete. And to my horror, I saw…nothing. Absolute darkness. Nothing at all. Pitch blackness. I command my eyes to open, but still nothing. Absolute inky blackness. I’m still hopped up on pain killers, but I’m quickly jolted to heightened awareness. I was aware of the risk of potential loss of feeling, but this? Blinded? Complete blindness in both eyes? I was in complete panic. Absolute terror.
Thankfully however this state did not last too long. A nurse realized what was wrong and helped me out. My eyes or ocular nerves hadn’t somehow been damaged. My eyes were swollen shut. They were able to rinse out my eyes and help me to open them a bit, and it was clear that I would see just fine.
Ultimately, I didn’t have any nerve damage and made a complete recovery. But that moment remains one of the most terrifying I have ever experienced. Alone in foreign country, thousands of miles from home, and I woke blind.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the scariest experience you've ever had?English9·1 month agoHarrowing. But as someone unfamiliar with anything involving with anything naval, why the Hell did they have you do that? In conditions like that, why wouldn’t you just cruise submerged and avoid the waves entirely? And why do they have people up there “on watch?” I can’t imagine you can actually watch for that many things in such insane conditions. To my ear, it seems like they risked three lives and caused countless thousands of dollars to naval equipment for no damn good reason.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's one sign that you've "become an adult"English9·1 month agoYou find yourself compulsively drawn to woodworking.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?English2·1 month agoI usually don’t. I don’t take a bath if I’m completely covered in dirt. The actual concentration of dirt or skin in the bathwater has to be incredibly low. I take a bath to relax, not to get clean.
Only if done on a small scale. When it becomes the norm, and all the subreddits are doing it, then it becomes impossible to start a new account and build up the necessary karma to meet these thresholds.
Worse, it’s a limit easily bypassed by bots. Spammers can start accounts and just let them sit on a shelf for a year prior to using them. They can farm karma by just reposting stolen content.
Oh, and of course, the real spammers simply buy up existing accounts with years of history to them and turn them into subtle spam bots.