I am Lattrommi. Yes, that one. You’ve never heard of me? I’m not surprised. It is often said that anything you put on the internet will live there forever. It becomes immortal. I do everything backwards and wrong. I do not live forever, I am always dying. ¿|√∞²|?

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    2 days ago

    Stay on Earth.

    Pretend all is normal and fine.

    Once the ‘elite’ have left to their new planet:

    Cut off all communications with them.
    
    Destroy any of their supply lines left behind.
    
    Wait 5-10 years.
    

    Watch as the Earth heals rapidly, with it’s biggest source of destruction now gone and nature resumes being an unstoppable force.

    Live a long and happy life, free of megalomaniacs.

    Optional: hold hands with two chicks at the same time.