Shush, you, with your reasonable and well-sourced criticism of the decicent.

New unit unlocked. The decicent.

The eyes on that cat spell “murder” to me. When my cat looks at me like that, I’m reaching for the cat toys.

Ngl, my first association with “Catdolf” was not LotR.

I’ll fucking do it again.

lick - chomp - ch-OMP - CHOMP

I can ask the question, sure, but what if the answer is wrong?

When you’re convinced that the world revolves around you, you probably won’t have much appreciation for the universe.

“Tell your Mom I want treats!”

I guess you got to talk to the manager.

Come on, it’s gotta be at least 10^-7%.

visibly

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior, the Microsoft App Store, and his enlightened prophet, Candy Crush Saga?

What do you think about the game overall so far? My girlfriend loves AC, especially Origins and Odyssey, but was pretty disappointed in Valhalla and kind of meh about Mirage.

And those Windows evangelists! Don’t we all know 'em with their strong opinions about operating systems? *shakes fist at cloud*

Zotero has plugins for LibreOffice and other word processors: https://www.zotero.org/support/word_processor_integration

This comment has such a “Wanted to do X for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it’s called Y” energy, and I think that’s hilarious.

Ja, hallo, kann ich Ihnen helfen?

“I used to be a wizardry student like you. But then I took an arrow in the knee”

BARF is an acronym for biologically appropriate raw food, which is a kind of pet diet in which owners feed their pets raw food (some pet owners swear by it, I personally think it’s nonsense). This product looks like a pure supplement that is only meant to be added to raw food for extra nutrients.