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Gentoo USB (Rare):
=> USE flags: Can rebuild itself
   with or without the other
   three attributes
=> March native: Increases attack
   speed by 1% or -1%
=> Slot: Can use two versions of any
   attribute at the same time
=> PGO: The USB memorizes when you
   attack to increase speed, trading
   off for lower speed elsewhen.
   Requires two rebuilds.

Charm of systemd (common):
=> nspawn: Can build with deeper focus
=> Wisdom tax: The wise are less
   likely to feel neutral toward you
   (+2 or -2 charisma)
=> Chant of systemd: By chanting
'systemd-analyze calendar "Fri *-*-13"',
   the caster instantly knows when
   the next Friday the 13th is.

Let’s have some fun! Spells, items, and dungeons oh my!

  • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
    8·
    15 days ago

    Sigil of Motif (rare)

    • +2 to disguise, if you are attempting to pass for 20 years older than you are
    • Stacks with Cape of fvwm

    Warhammer of cfdisk (common)

    • Cannot be dodged
    • Roll 1d10. On critical fail, smash yourself with warhammer for 5d4 damage.
    • fool@programming.devOP
      7·
      15 days ago

      edit: Motif, huh? c;

      disk parting o(╥﹏╥)o

      Reminds us of all the little run-ins…

      The Double D (common)

      • Active: Chant to erase a small space into nothingness. Inventory disappears if you slightly mispronounce (nat20 < 2)
      • Passive: Keychains are easier to prepare.