At first glance the very idea of a zipper that unzips and zips up by itself seems somewhat ridiculous. After all, these contraptions are mostly used on pieces of clothing and gear where handling a …
I usually do some zip-hop vinyl scratching, which my audience generally seems to have a stronger reaction to, as they’ll usually do some breakdancing, drugs etc.
Can they add a little speaker and have it play some smooth jazz when unzipping?
All my zippers play Careless Whisper
Zzzzzz bow chicka bow wow zzzzzzzzzzz bow chicka bow zzzzzzzzip
Remote control zipper porn, yes!
AI instructions unclear, brass instruments coming right up
Ska intensifies
Ash fell from the sky.
Playing Smooth Jazz Funeral by Collapsed Lung
I usually do some zip-hop vinyl scratching, which my audience generally seems to have a stronger reaction to, as they’ll usually do some breakdancing, drugs etc.