N00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvexternal-linkmessage-square113fedilinkarrow-up1143arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1140arrow-down1external-linkAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvN00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square113fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agoUbisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
minus-squareRDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoMake sure they are unwashed while being monitored
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months agoYou’re supposed to wash your balls?
minus-squareOokami38@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoI don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months ago“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
Ubisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
Make sure they are unwashed while being monitored
You’re supposed to wash your balls?
I don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.
A shit monitoring balls?
“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”