Interesting design choice to store the model year as a date instead of an int. I guess it was probably done for a reason but I’m having a hard time thinking of one.

Your username doesn’t make me feel awesome about getting in a Nissan or Ford built after 2016.

There would be so many weird egg posts on social media. Could you imagine how horrible “influencers” would be that do extravagant gender reveals if they had an egg to display?

Also weird egg porn would be a thing which I preemptively find rather disturbing.