All my homies hate agile, Jira, scrum, kanban, etc.

In truth none of these items are inherently wrong - what’s wrong is leadership picking up new tools and adopting management structures expecting them to solve fundamental organizational issues.

Instead they only serve to magnify the outcomes of your existing corporate culture.

If you press F12 and look at the network calls you can see the insane amount of analytics they are sending for every twitch of the mouse

puts on fake moustache “Hello I am new to the area and would like to procure one internet please.”