Anything but not play those certain games?

Just don’t use “Epic” man.

Somebody should slap some kind of lock on that dudes cockholster. Sick of reading his name. Never interested in hearing his opinion on anything again for as long as I live.

Jokes on you, they have dope entertainment and their future medicine will make me outlive you all! Have fun on shitty old Earth everybody!

Peaceful alien society that will treat me like an honored pet, like a cat.

So close… But no cigar!

You’ve misunderstood the assignment.

This happens to me when I don’t have somebody to share my progress in a game with. It’s definitely some sort of failure to achieve dopamine or something.

Having a second person to talk to about the game and your progression may help you to overcome this hurdle.

Alternatively, try some indie stuff? AAA+ games are made by soulless companies who don’t actually care about your joy. Have you ever played Stardew Valley? Made by ONE dude with love. Give that a shot.

This kid is going to have trust issues forever.

That’s okay, I was done buying Assassins Creed games anyway.