I had rediscovered they still existed (just not where I lived) when it was being discontinued in 2019. I ordered a pallet box before they were. My neighbor/babysitter gave me that for breakfast as a kid.

Sarsaparilla was outlawed?

Hmmm, I’ve been wanting something similar but haven’t had any luck finding new good options (closest bring those premium expensive Sony’s, but not repairable). It never occurred to me until now, I could probably just build one using a Pi Zero or something similar