You could save money on gas by not washing your balls every morning, seeing as you’re planning on getting the energy company execs to suck them anyway.

Careful, I made the exact same comment and you’ll find it downvoted to the bottom there.

And through that alone we have abolished crunch culture.

Shaw explained that the act of asset reuse is essential in stopping crunch

Well aren’t we all stupid thinking crunch was caused by poor project planning? The solution all along was simply to cut corners!