https://lemmy.world/post/22077495

Yes, Christmas means finding time to celebrate with friends. It means getting to know people better and giving gifts that they’ll actually enjoy. It means baking cookies, burning a few and trying new recipes so you can surprise the neighbors. Christmas, like most of life, is exactly what you choose to make of it. If you hate your family, or Christmas carols or office parties or whatever, then fuck that noise and host a drunken gingerbread house building party with your boys.

I grow bonsai trees.

So you’re like a modern TV sociologist.

Hooters, if you ask my drunken uncle.