Sal

Elon has enough fuck-you money to pay off anyone who would’ve complained.

I hope this is the beginning of the end for AI.

Cool, how do I uninstall it day one?

lmfao

Surprise surprise, when the CEO is a Nazi, Nazis think it’s free eats!

Eh, I wouldn’t be concerned about something like that if I lived in the US, here tho having a hoodie and no pants is the telltale sign of some dude up to no good. Hell, the last time some dude tried stealing bikes from our apartment building and we caught him in the act he was actually wearing an orange hoodie and shorts lmao

I’m Brazilian and live in a hot coastal city, so I usually pay attention to people wearing hoodies at weird times of the day. Bonus points if they’re wearing a hoodie and shorts (it usually mean that guy is concealing something in it, if the guy was actually cold they wouldn’t be wearing shorts).

I also tend to be kinda annoyed at people with christian stickers on their cars.

Google trying its best to destroy adblockers and adblockers going “lmao low diff” is sooooo entertaining.

People really put the faith of the entire American space program on Elon. It would be funny if it wasn’t so stupid.

Bro I feel like Kyle all the fucking time lmao. The amount of time I’ve fallen for friend’s characters who turns out to be lesbians is quite big, and so funny, and every time I’m initially “distraught” (mostly exaggerating for the meme) before being like “You know what, good for her, we’re in the same team, let’s talk about pretty women”.

Ya’ll can go crazy with your toxic yuri and I’ll be cheering on the sidelines!

get grisped idiot

I think there’s a combination of teenage angst and MAYBE uh. Anti-natalist sentiment. You should probably check if he’s going to forums related to that.

I feel like I should bring back this timeless Tumblr post. I do not want internet on any of my appliances, and nobody should.

That kinda turns it into futuristic GTA, doesn’t it? I like that CP2077 is in first person.

what an adorable little baby!! They’re so fluffy! And even has a Minecraft Cat plush to accompany them…

So this is what ArcSys was cooking up instead of FighterZ 2. God damn. I love the Iron Man design.

That house looks like it’s begging to be mercy killed.

I might need to block anything related to that on Bluesky…

The judgmental stare lol

I still live in Brazil but almost all of my social media friends are from the US, so I think both in English and Portuguese. Mostly English, though.