… and in other news: Insurance CEOs are some of the best human beings walking on this Earth! Just this morning, one of them gave $50 to a homeless person who lost everything paying a hospital bill. What a golden heart!

Does the dark universe do “enhanced interrogation” too, or the opposite?

One of my eyes fossilized just by reading this

This sums it up. That cool song you would like to know the name or artist? Bad luck if it wasn’t popular. Where does x idiom come from? Wait until you’re at home/the library.

You would have many of these unresolved questions for years, until some solved itself fortuitously.

B-but you see, the kid was CURSED!

Oh, never mind then!

Divorced is not the same as childless, there are still obligations.

I didn’t need therapy, so I did your share of fun things while you were at it. No need to thank me, it was a pleasure.