alaphic

Buch dich!

Ping me yourself, you coward!

There’s literally one at the bottom of this thread guys

Clop clop motherfuckerssss

500ms longer, and it might get looked at.

Why would you even lie to the poor fellow like that? 🤣 lol

A story that never happened not actually written by an AI…Yea, I’m pretty sure we’re just in literal hell at this point

Why in the world does this seem to use an inaccurate depiction of the Xbox Series X expansion card for its thumbnail?

I’m sorry, all I can hear right now is Archer talking about tinnitus

I don’t think you understand…

Then it wouldn’t explode

Because the ones who such a law would bind are, notably, the same ones who would need to enact and enforce it, largely.

See related; “we’ve investigated ourselves and found us free of any wrongdoing”

🧐🤔🤔🤔

hmm, what harm could it do?

• some idiot, probably, last words

This clearly checks out

I dunno… Something about this guy just makes me feel like his judgement is on the wanting side…

Can’t put my finger on what, tho

I guess it’s good to be one of ‘the good ones’ right up until it suddenly isn’t, huh?

Who woulda thought

Kinky

/facepalm

The worst part is I know I looked at that earlier and was just like, “yup, no problems here” and just went along with my day, like I’m in the Trump administration or something

Or immediately question what it/its author(s) stand to gain from making you think it thinks so, at a bear minimum.

I dunno who needs to hear this, but just in case: THE STRIPPER (OR AI I GUESS) DOESN’T REALLY LOVE YOU! THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU!

I know it’s not the perfect analogy, but… eh, close enough, right?

If he really didn’t want people to share a picture of him heil-ing, then he could always, oh, i dunno, STOP FUCKING HEIL-ING you stupid fucking twat

woosh

Maybe they shouldn’t have kept a backlog then? That certainly sounds like a ‘them’ problem though, doesn’t it?

Doesn’t strike me as very efficient either