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The only time I have ever had a tampon come out on its own, even partially, was during a super heavy flow day as I was on the pot. That was one of the singular most unpleasant feelings I’ve had on a toilet.

Not necessarily on the first day, but period poos are the fucking worst.

That capitalism boulder ain’t gonna roll itself.

…are you me?

Ridiculously often. Most of the time, I’ll type out most of a comment before realizing I just…don’t care to engage and don’t want to see replies.

If I’m low on spoons (which is most of the time), that’s what’ll happen unless I —

Okay, just for the sake of giving as authentic an answer to your question as possible, I got bored of trying to organize my thoughts into coherent words at the "—“ and intended to delete. Didn’t solely because of the question.

Also goddamn I’m wordy.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist; no one needs that much money. They should be taxed until there are no more billionaires.

This was a triumph~ ♫♪♬