Make it look like they’re sweating and watch as their shitty Just For Men dyejob runs…

What the almighty fuck.

My arms are pretty flexible so I just use my hands & a washcloth.

You’re perfect for this!

Personal forcefield with a shape of my choosing, activate either by s simple device or algorithmically based on external factors. Great for safety but also handy as an umbrella.

I remember those too! Oh god I hated those.

Mine had a carpeted bathroom, which is such an obviously bad idea for a room with a bathtub in it, I still can’t imagine what they were thinking.

Yes indeed! My grandmother had one, but I don’t think it was Barbie specifically but a knockoff with dark hair. The doll had a blue dress and so she bought the blue toilet paper. I had completely forgotten about it!

Ugh or the tiny decorative soaps shaped like roses that you can’t use, they’re for decoration only, but your mom got them as a wedding favor in the '80s so the soaps and the little wicker display basket they came in have accumulated a coating of dust that can’t be removed unless you use water which rUiNs the sOaPs…

That and doilies. I really hate doilies.

Shoes off. Except I do have a pair of shoes I wear only indoors, because I have flat feet and want to wear my orthotics.

“People don’t have pensions anymore?”

No, Mom, we don’t.

No gut?

Aw I’m sorry for your loss :'(

Both are very cute!

Those pink beans and that pink nose!! 😍

Sleep on belly then?

Yuuuup lol

• Hudson Leick (Calisto on Xena)
• David Yost (Billy on MMPR)
• Toni Braxton (that Unbreak My Heart video? Come on!)
• Tyson Beckford (speaking of that video!)
• John Henson (Talk Soup)
• Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
• Siddig El Fadil
• And of course Terry Farrell

Candice Bergen as Murphy Brown. I think halfway I wanted her and halfway I wanted to be her.

Wait so t-tex and steggy never hung out? :'(

Ugh she is precious!!

Aw pretty lady. Give her jaw scritches and neck pats from me 🤍