It comforts me to know I can buy a key for my TSA-Approved lock if I forget the combination.

I always thought that was part of the character he plays and that he’s basically joking. Some of his complaints are ridiculous, like once he said not to use a dough splitter to scoop chopped veggies. He can’t be serious about that stuff.

I’ll bite (pun semi- intended) how is it religious?