Startup time. RAM consumption. Privacy.

It’s usually because of cheap electrolytic capacitors. Letting a $10+ item die because they were too cheap to pay $0.25 instead of $0.15 for a properly rated component.

That’s weird, the computer says everyone was born January 1, 1900.

This is brilliant. You want players to feel attached to this character? Let them customize a few things.

CBOR for life, down with JSON.

These services are so useless. I have about a million years of free “monitoring” from all the data breeches. Whoever decided a year of useless false-alarms was an adequate remedy for a class-action settlement should be launched into the sun.