If we count other people playing the game in front of me, I swear I’ve “played” this remake like 7, 8, 9 times through.

Everyone is really concerned, GHiLA. We think you might have an addiction. But we’re here to help. Please remember the bans are only for under 18s. You have to remember. Look at your wife, she’s dying of… asphyxiation or something. Because you keep hotboxing the bedroom.