This is a great game

South Dakota

This drawer is the solution. To everything…

It’s not that it’s deplorable, it’s that it’s comical given the context of him making a career being a self-deluded unconvincing badass.

But that John? Man, I blew it up!

See, I could edit that comment down to one paragraph easy. There’s no way to write 8 pages of a book report in one night without being unendingly repetitive and unnecessarily verbose.

I didn’t

Writing extemporaneously for 8 pages about whatever you want and writing 8 pages of an academic paper for an AP Composition final are two very different activities. Trust me, I pretty much exclusively wrote my papers the night before and there’s just no way for to shit out that much bullshit and have it all be coherent, well-constructed, and engaging. It’ll either be a confused, wandering mess or it will be unbearably repetitive. Or both. And no matter what, I’m certain it would be overwritten.

Are you kidding, they wrote eight pages in one night, the rest is guaranteed to be shit.

Wait, we got a Future Crimes Division? I didn’t know .world was run by a bunch of milky precogs…

All I know is that jury nullification is legal and is there for a reason.