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You could always keep him in your prison pocket.

what if I get shot by an anti aircraft missile?

lol, thats dude out there with no dude in his pants, what a dumbass.

It’s such a fun game, I recommend giving it a go, it’s one of those games you can play for a long time or just a quick little run through. it’s on PS4 now I’m pretty sure.

Ziggurat.

it’s a first person shooter dungeon crawler, the levels and enemies are procedurally generated, sometimes you can get a room with enemies that are one hit kills, then walk into a connecting room with 3 different over powers enemy types coming at you from all directions.

its face paced and fun as fuck to run around killing shit with magic wands and magical guns.

no playthrough is the same.

We used to have a word for people like this, what was it again, Ohh yeah, pussies.

Thankyou, that’s all I wanted!

Well could the bloody tell me then!

The cop only told her to turn it down because an impromptu party was forming in the streets and the cop feared how awesome it was gonna be.

I think you’re probably the first person in years to do that.

It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

Say Anything, that band basically kept me alive through my teens and 20s, I got to see them live and Max Bemis the lead singer grabbed my hand and got me to sing a part of the song, best fucking moment of my life.

That was the moment I knew I wasn’t 100% straight, he could have had me that night.

I say it like this.