How is this wholesome? Chances of you falling is much much higher than spontaneously being able to achieve flight as a human.
Me: It was a metaphor!
Them, falling rapidly: Would’ve been nice to know a few seconds earlier.
Narrator: but ofcourse she fell
Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy reference? I think it was Arthur who flew by “jumping and failing to fall”.
I need to read that series again
Now there’s a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is
You gotta throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
And crucially:
You have to have your attention suddenly distracted by something else then you’re halfway there, so that you are no longer thinking about falling, or about the ground, or about how much it’s going to hurt if you fail to miss it.
Considering I can’t generate lift or have aerodynamic body shape, I’m going with the first one. 😐
“But what if you fly Southwest?”
what if I get shot by an anti aircraft missile?
Always follow your dreams, unless those dreams are in Russian or Iranian airspace.
I feel like context matters here.
Could be a more subtle version of the gambling advertisements plaguing the world
You mean that this is on a billboard that can be climbed? Yeah.
Is a moth
I took it as a bird shoving babies out of the nest.
Flight or die bitch! Either way get the fuck out little birdie!
Choosing to read this in Astarion’s voice.
Jump! (??)