Are you a health insurance exec, or do you just love the taste of boot polish?

After surviving my Baptist upbringing, I became an atheistic Satanist. It started as an act of pure spiteful rebellion, but over time grew into something more. I am no longer a member of any Satanic organization, but I still walk the left hand path to this day.

Thank you, friend. I’m glad that your holiday season will be more complete!

I’m not excited about much. This will be my first Christmas since my wife and I separated, and I haven’t spoken with my own family for years, so it’s looking like I’ll be spending the better part of the holidays alone.

Good for you, Bono. This fucker had it coming no matter how you slice it.

I’ve had a similar smile on my face all day.

This man is an agent of justice. The murderer is dead.

“You get what you fuckin’ deserve.”