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Even ignoring the joke with the dude fitting into your pocket, I cannot fit full over-ear cans I to my pocket… This is just lies.
When I was young, I had a bucket list of all the fun gadgets I wanted - a camera, a video camera, a nice stereo system, a portable stereo system, a car stereo, lots of records, a TV, a VCR, a computer, etc. Making a Christmas list was easy, even if I knew I would never get 99% of it.
Now I get asked what I want for Christmas, and I have no idea what to say. My phone includes nearly everything I’ve ever wanted, including stuff I never thought of. Give me my phone, my guitar, a sandwich, and a bottle of water, and I’m pretty much set for life.
WTF, dude, get out of my pocket!
Me, from the the future, explaining this meme to people in 1987: We developed new textiles that support giant pockets with incredible durability.
I dont have a human being inside my pocket.
Hello, I’m the human in your pocket.
You can make video phone calls with people.
Wait… My phone can play cassettes and cd’s? Freaking awesome!
You cannot fit three sets of headphones in your pocket without them fucking up your phone or your wallet.
You absolutely positively 100% cannot fit a VHS player inside your pocket.
And a boom box. Sure, phones can play music, but not at the same volume or quality as a dedicated stereo system (quality meaning the frequency response, phones just physically can’t get the low end without a separate speaker)
That’s a good thing. You don’t remember guys walking down the street, or getting on the subway, carrying a boom box on their shoulder, loudly blasting distorted music you don’t care to hear.
Now they just pump it directly into their ears. Let them destroy their own hearing, not everyone else’s. They make Bluetooth speakers if you need to broadcast your music to a group.
You could probably find a pocket sized bluetooth speaker today that outperforms that particular boombox. I’ve got one about the size of a hardback novel that puts out more volume and bass than my car does.
Which speaker is that? I’ve been sort of on the lookout for a good compact speaker for a while
Want to really feel old? It’s been that way for around 20 years now.
You’ve had a man in your pocket for 20 years?
No, I’m just happy to see you
I’m fairly certain that 80’s Joe Burrow can’t fit in my pocket
The funny part is that my phone always falls from my pocket
I’m more than 50% sure I briefly worked with this guy.
Yeah. I’ve been meaning to call you to catch up. Sorry.
I imagine it’s been difficult to find your phone with all that other stuff in your pocket.
I don’t where the dude fits.
I think he’s chatGPT?
Maybe. I’ve seen this image for a while now.
He goes in the old prison pocket
jokes on you, I still wear jnkos.
Yes and we’re all the better for it!
Except for my lack of self awareness, which I wear dripping down my sleeve.
